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CHILDREN'S CORNER
where kids can learn, explore, and care for crustaceans
CRUSTACEAN JOKEBOOK
Whether you're a fan of pun-filled puns, shell-shocking one-liners, or just looking for a good laugh with a marine twist, you’ve come to the right place. Dive in and enjoy some claw-some jokes!
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What do you call a crustacean that plays guitar? A Rock lobster
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How did the crustacean get to the party? In a taxi crab
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Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the sea side
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Where do crabs go to borrow money? The prawn broker
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Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they're shellfish
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How do hermit crabs call their friends? On their shell phones
CRUSTACEAN CHECK
Crustacean Behaviour
Crustacean Habitats
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